A Lunch Recipe
1. Realize that it's 4PM and you haven't eaten anything since breakfast. Debate if you should bother with food or just stick it out until roughly dinner time. When your stomach answers the question for you, get up and rummage through the fridge. 2. Try to figure out what sort of food doesn't sound too difficult or completely unappetizing. Ignore the frozen dinners and leftovers. Grab a box of pasta. 3. Try to figure out how much pasta to put in the pot. (It will be the wrong amount.) 4. In a brief spurt of motivation, grab a handful of frozen spinach and toss it in the water to cook. It will turn weird and lumpy and cool down the water from its boil. Still counts. 5. Find a block of cheese in your fridge. Slice off the moldy parts. 6. Cut your finger on the cheese grater moving it from the counter to the sink. 7. Realize you forgot to set a timer for the pasta. Pick a number that sounds like roughly the correct amount of time. 8. Strain your pasta. Briefly worry that...